Vacation Time Is Almost Here!
Well have you looked at the calander? It’s almost April and that means spring for most of us here in the United States. Have you made plans to spend some well earned time with your most favorite people? Don’t worry it’s not to late! No matter where you want to go Vacation Homes are a great chose in any economy. So , go North to Montana ,Vermont or Alaska or go South to Florida, California or even Mexico. May be you want to see the midwest and travel old route 66. Not your cup of tea how about Mephis in May? Well no matter your hearts desires make sure you check out this site “Vacation Rentals By Owner“, and just see if you can find some of the very best accomidations around. This directory has thousands of Vacations Rentals by Owner which saves you both time and money.
Wedding Contest
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All you have to do is finish this sentence, “My Wedding Invitations”, and the one who finishes the sentence best wins the prize!
Good luck 
Blonde Checking Her Mail
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, “Excuse me, is there a problem?”
The blonde replies, “Darn right there’s a problem! My computer keeps on telling me ‘I’ve got mail’!”
Health Matters
This past year in the midst of the holiday rush I decided I did not want to be a part of all that noise and business so decided I was going to buy my gifts online and send them directly to my friends and families but offcorse i had waited until it was to late to go that route. So This year unlike every other year I am planning ahead tring to find the perfact gift for each family member which is hard because the adults have everything they want and the teenagers want everything they can get. So this year I am with things each person might need. For example I have a grandpa who suffers from poor circulation so I started looking for a product that might help and ran across a company called Contour MD that sells commpression stockings. For my sister-in-law I bought her some medical scrubs so that when she graduates from Nursing School next spring she will be ready to go right to work! For my mother I bought her a years worth of Weight Watchers Meetings that we both can go to and lose those extra 20 pounds we’ve been working on for years. My sister wants to go back to school to be a massage therapist and so we sent her money so she could get by while she goes to http://www.chac.com. And for my teenage boys I will buy a weight machine and free weights so they can stay in shape for football all year long. Finally a year where I do not feel like I am just wasting my money on frivolous gifts, nor do I feel like I am in a rush. Instead Iam promoting a year of heath and happiness!
Blondes Have More Fun!
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “ How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband asked, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanted to know ‘if the coast is clear.”
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. “Do you realize what just happened?” the station owner finally uttered. “Yeah,” said the blonde attendant. “So?” “Didn’t you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!” “Yeah,” repeated the blonde attendant. “So?” “Didn’t you see the letters ‘UFO’ on the side of that vehicle?!” “Yeah,” repeated the blonde attendant. “So?” “Don’t you know what ‘UFO’ means?!” The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. “Good grief, boss! I’ve been working here for six years. Of course I know what ‘UFO’ means ‘Unleaded Fuel Only.
