More Blonde Jokes!
Blonde Buys Pizza
A blonde went to buy some pizza and when asked if she wanted it cut into 6 or 12 pieces she said “6 please I could never eat 12 pieces!”
Blonde Police Officer
A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her drivers’ license.
The Motorist digs through her purse and can’t find it. She says to the officer, “I must have left it at home officer.”
The officer says, “Well do you have any kind of identification?” The blonde motorist digs through her purse again, and find a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the officer, “all I have is this picture of my self.” The police officer says, “Let me see it.”
So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the officer, who looks at it and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. So I guess we are finished here so you can go now.”
Do They Think We Are All Blondes?
I swear our currant and future leaders of this country think we all must be a bunch of blondes! Yes I am a blonde but that does not mean they can trick me into thinking we are not in a recession, and on our way to a depression, nor can they convince me that we are at a critical stage of Global Warming. Then there is the oh so qualified candidates we the people would not have chosen as our next presidential candidates.
Truly I think that our government has convinced themselves that we will believe every thing they say because they said it! I have to admit there are probably those who do but I have to think that there are many more out there who don’t believe it because it was spoken by one of our leaders. So what can we do? We can’t believe everything we read or hear in the main stream news because they are owned and controlled by our government and lobbyist groups so we only hear what they want us to hear. They treat us like we are a bunch of dumb blonds who only think about what to wear and how to fix our hair. By the way I am blonde and have been my whole life so I know how it feels to be treated as such. Even today after sucessfully running and owning my own business for years I am still treated, by strangers mostly, like a dumb blonde because I have blonde hair. But this is a subject for another day!
However if you are after the truth and want real answers check out BBC News and Canadian News they have it right more times than our own news. Also read your history books, your bible and then check out blogs and new forums that are not controlled by our government. Here is a page that has many forms and groups to choose from some for and some against what I have said, but I want you to use your own brain and try to sort out the truth from the lies, in other words use your common sense.
Another New Beginning
A dear friend of mine recently found out after several years of trying to conceive possibly why she and her husband have been unsuccessful. Her family doctor is attributing it to the lack of menstruation. But he is not a specialist and says that this is just an educated guess. So now they are going to seek professional help and are unsure of where to turn. Their doctor gave them a list of names but they want to have as many choices as possible be fore they choose a doctor.
Not knowing where to start they are looking to hear from others who have or are working with an infertility specialist in or around the New England States.
So if you have any knowledge or can help them please let me know.
Thank you!
The Pearly Gates
Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and started talking.
The first blonde says, “So how did you die?”
The second blond says, “I froze to death”.
The first blonde says “That must have been awful.”
The second blonde says “How did you die?”
The first blonde says “I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was
having an affair so I came home one day unexpectedly and rushed
to the bedroom where I found my husband alone reading. So then I rushed to
the basement and nobody was hiding there, and finally I rushed to the attic
and still no one was there, it was because of all that rushing around I had a
heart attack and died.”
Second blonde says, “If only you’d looked in the freezer first we’d
both still be alive.”
New Beginnings
Most of the time when I hear the words divorce, alimony and child support the chills start running down my back. Why you might ask, have I ever been divorced? The answer is no, I have not been divorced but I contemplated it once and am very grateful that it was not something that was really worth my time contemplating. So why you might still be asking, well here it goes.
Mostly it’s because of the multitudes of people that I know who have gone through divorces, mostly dear family members and friends. Both of my In-laws have been divorced one of the twice. My own parents after 29 years of marriage decided to divorce. Even my younger brother got a divorce after only a couple of years of marriage. It’s amazing how many people I know that have been divorced, at least half the people I know! Many of them are not happier and living better lives.
I know of one person who will defiantly be better off with a divorce behind her. My friend from high school married her high school sweet heart and they soon after moved across the country to the east coast and after several moves they finally settled in New Jersey. Now after being married for 16 years and bringing into this world three beautiful 3 children, her husband suddenly decides to tell her that he wants a divorce because he had fallen in love with someone else and does not want to be stuck raising three kids.
Well most people would be devastated by such an announcement but my friend has felt unloved and unappreciated for many years that this announcement comes as somewhat of a relief, a way to escape from a loveless marriage and come home to her friends and family who love her dearly.
My friend is in the process of looking for a good divorce lawyer and so if any one knows of a good lawyer who can help her get through this divorce as quickly and cleanly as possible please let us know. She is anxious to come home and move on with her life and possibly finish up her degree in elementary education.
Thanks!
