The Pearly Gates
Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and started talking.
The first blonde says, “So how did you die?”
The second blond says, “I froze to death”.
The first blonde says “That must have been awful.”
The second blonde says “How did you die?”
The first blonde says “I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was
having an affair so I came home one day unexpectedly and rushed
to the bedroom where I found my husband alone reading. So then I rushed to
the basement and nobody was hiding there, and finally I rushed to the attic
and still no one was there, it was because of all that rushing around I had a
heart attack and died.”
Second blonde says, “If only you’d looked in the freezer first we’d
both still be alive.”
