Blondes Have More Fun!

May 26, 2008 at 4:18 pm (Blonde Stuff) ()

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “ How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband asked,  “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanted to know ‘if the coast is clear.”

 

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. “Do you realize what just happened?” the station owner finally uttered. “Yeah,” said the blonde attendant. “So?” “Didn’t you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!” “Yeah,” repeated the blonde attendant. “So?” “Didn’t you see the letters ‘UFO’ on the side of that vehicle?!” “Yeah,” repeated the blonde attendant. “So?” “Don’t you know what ‘UFO’ means?!” The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. “Good grief, boss! I’ve been working here for six years. Of course I know what ‘UFO’ means ‘Unleaded Fuel Only.

 

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Elementary Track Meet

May 19, 2008 at 12:17 pm (Family) (, )

Tomorrow will be my youngest sons last elementary track meet I am both excited and sad by this prospect.  I remember his first track meet, the children they were so cute and funny always looking around to see if their moms and dads were watching, not sure of what to do and always confident they would be the one to win every race.

Now 5 years later they are all still confident they will win the race but they now their worry more about if there friends are standing next to them or how cool they look in their new track shoes. It weird to see them all growing up and becoming young men and women but this is the way it’s supposed to be.

There was a time when all my boys were just starting school when I though I had all the time in the world to enjoy them but now as my youngest will participate in his last elementary track meet, I find that I am reflecting a bit on how quickly the time has flown by and I am glad I was there for all the big days, you know the class parties, the field trips, and their track meets, baseball games and basketball games. I am blessed to could go to all these special events some parents are not so bless and have to choose to put food on the table or enjoy watching their children grow up.   

So tomorrow as I watch my boy run his little heart out I will be thanking the Lord for this day and all the ones that have come and gone and all the ones to come.

 

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Blonde Stories and Jokes

May 12, 2008 at 2:10 pm (Blonde Stuff) (, )

#1: Several women who were competing in the final heat at the swim meet were all readying them selves for the final race the breast stroke which would decide the winner. The gun sounded, and the young women dove into the water. Nancy finished first, crossing the pool in five seconds flat; Jean finished less than half a second later.  Na finally finishing up last was Mary, a blonde, who finished a full ten seconds after the others. As she completed the lap and climbed from the pool, she sputtered, “I protest! The other women were using their arms!” 

 

#2: A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied, “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
 Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, “Well, what happened to the other ear?” “The jerk called again!”

#3: A blonde goes into a electronics store. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV – it’s a microwave.”

 

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In Refernce To A Recent Blog Called “Do They Think We are all Blondes?”

May 6, 2008 at 9:21 pm (World & Government) (, , , )

A couple weeks ago I wrote an article about Global Warming and my opinion that it is a fake.

First I would like to clarify that the title of the article was a joke! Hello! Secondly I truly believe that the whole Global Warming thing has been blown way out of proportion. Does any one realize it’s just a theory just like evolution is a theory!

I also had people get mad because I did not post their negative reply’s.  Well here is what I have to say to them “It’s my party and I can post what I want too!”

 

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