Blonde Checking Her Mail
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, “Excuse me, is there a problem?”
The blonde replies, “Darn right there’s a problem! My computer keeps on telling me ‘I’ve got mail’!”
Health Matters
This past year in the midst of the holiday rush I decided I did not want to be a part of all that noise and business so decided I was going to buy my gifts online and send them directly to my friends and families but offcorse i had waited until it was to late to go that route. So This year unlike every other year I am planning ahead tring to find the perfact gift for each family member which is hard because the adults have everything they want and the teenagers want everything they can get. So this year I am with things each person might need. For example I have a grandpa who suffers from poor circulation so I started looking for a product that might help and ran across a company called Contour MD that sells commpression stockings. For my sister-in-law I bought her some medical scrubs so that when she graduates from Nursing School next spring she will be ready to go right to work! For my mother I bought her a years worth of Weight Watchers Meetings that we both can go to and lose those extra 20 pounds we’ve been working on for years. My sister wants to go back to school to be a massage therapist and so we sent her money so she could get by while she goes to http://www.chac.com. And for my teenage boys I will buy a weight machine and free weights so they can stay in shape for football all year long. Finally a year where I do not feel like I am just wasting my money on frivolous gifts, nor do I feel like I am in a rush. Instead Iam promoting a year of heath and happiness!
