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Blonde Checking Her Mail
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, “Excuse me, is there a problem?”
The blonde replies, “Darn right there’s a problem! My computer keeps on telling me ‘I’ve got mail’!”
Blondes Have More Fun!
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “ How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband asked, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanted to know ‘if the coast is clear.”
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. “Do you realize what just happened?” the station owner finally uttered. “Yeah,” said the blonde attendant. “So?” “Didn’t you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!” “Yeah,” repeated the blonde attendant. “So?” “Didn’t you see the letters ‘UFO’ on the side of that vehicle?!” “Yeah,” repeated the blonde attendant. “So?” “Don’t you know what ‘UFO’ means?!” The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. “Good grief, boss! I’ve been working here for six years. Of course I know what ‘UFO’ means ‘Unleaded Fuel Only.
